Yesterday, while doing some running research, I found out that some people run to be prepared for the zombie apocalypse. This seems like the perfect, ultimate proof to my point: Fast walking is just as good as running! Why do you have to RUN to get away from the zombies!? Their bodies are falling apart as they amble along - I'm pretty sure a good saunter will save your brains just as well as a run, and you'll be able to fight them off better, because you won't be panting like a dog! Ugh, whatever, I want this shirt.
As I have mentioned, I may or may not get to my running tomorrow, as I'm off to see Conan on The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny On Television Tour. Conan is my hero. I cannot wait to see him! Just in case, I did make room in my suitcase for my bulky running shoes. Hopefully I come back with both of them. However, if there's a tornado, or even if the power just goes out, we should be able to not only find the shoes, but light our way to safety.
I was going to wait to post this until after I did my yoga, but frankly I am waaay too excited for yoga today, so my big workout on today's relax day was just a walk to the post office (on which, every tiny dog between here and there wanted desperately to kill me - sadly for them the strings tethering them ensured my safety).
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